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「貴方の為なら死ねる」
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「貴方の為に生きる」
事にしたよ
もちろん貴方もご一緒に。
    大丈夫
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sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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jollymarco:
22 hours ago // 12,846 notes

berrrystrawberry:

"Stag beetles! Stag beetles! La, la, la"

He freaking sings a stag beetle song I can’t with this loser.

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stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  
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recentgooglesearches:

is it ok to be sexually attracted to a donkey kong

22 hours ago // 80,409 notes

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.